I'll be seriouse now then...
 
 Have fun irethena, it is quite fun repeating the same speech over, and over again, it's like talking to a slightly deaf person
 
 Welcome to subway, whhhaaattt? I said welcome to subway, whhhhhaaaaaaattttt? WELCOME TO GOD DAMN SUBWAY..... WHHHAAAAATTTTT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 *faceplants into chilli sauce*
 
 AHHH MY FACE!
 
 That's about as good as it will ever get...
 
 And I am interested to know the wages?