I've got a good one.
- A poor man is sitting in a bar by himself when another man of wealth enters and sits down next to the poor man. The poor man stares in envy at the hundred dollar bills stuffing the rich mans pockets. The rich man orders a drink and pays the tab, turning to look at the poor man staring lustfully at him.
Rich Man : Excuse me sir, how may I help you?
Poor Man : Oh, sorry sir, I was just admiring your excess of currency.
Rich Man : Ah, I see, One does tend to be envious of me. *laughs and turns back to the bar*
The Poor Man was very offended by his remark, and hatched a plan to knock him down a few pegs.
Poor Man : Excuse me again, sir, but may I make a wager?
Rich Man : Oh, and what might that be?
Poor Man : I bet you all of the money you have on you that I can song that is completely different than a way it has ever been sung, about a single name of your own choice.
Rich Man: *chuckles heartily and agrees to the terms, fully confident he will win* Okay then, how about a song with my daughters' name in it. Her name is Alexandra Delilah Anderson.
The Rich Man goes home poor, and the Poor Man goes home rich.
What song did the Poor Man sing?